I didn't like seesaws when I was a kid and I sure don't like them now

Mark Foley. Thank you.
John Kerry. Fuck you.
Ted Haggard and Mike Jones. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

Seesaws, merry-go-rounds. These things always made me nauseas as a kid. The past month, with all this political back and forth, has been just as dizzying. I only hope that dear Ted and his indescretions are enough to carry the dems to victory Tuesday.

First the guy says he doesn't know the accuser. Then he bought drugs from him and got a massage from him. By tomorrow night he'll be in drug rehab and saying he got it up the ass from Mr. Jones.

And then there's Cheney. Jesus. It still boggles the mind that W & Cheney got elected in 2004 after their disastrous appointed term, but that's all water under the brdge, I guess. Cheney told ABC news basically that what the voters want doesn't matter and will not have any influence on the administration's policy with respect to Iraq and said, "It may not be popular with the public — it doesn't matter in the sense that we have to continue the mission and do what we think is right. And that's exactly what we're doing. We're not running for office. We're doing what we think is right." It may not be popular with the public? He's damn fucking right it isn't. The gaul of this guy and his ilk.

Please don't let the seesaw teeter the other way before Tuesday night. GOD!